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(The cops look at Beary's pictures and smile while Mrs. Barrington continues crying), (Back at Country Bear Hall, Beary is talking with Henry as they look around the hall). The list of movies and TV shows that we hope the Nostalgia Critic should look over, as well as ideas for top 11s, Old vs. New and Raiders of the Lost Story Arc. The 3rd Animated Titanic Movie (Tentacolino), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, Video Game Review 2: Blues Brothers (SNES), NC - Live Review of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2, https://thatguywiththeglasses.fandom.com/wiki/The_Country_Bears_(NC)?oldid=130047. (The film immediately cuts to Henry calling Rip Holland, who appears to be sitting in an office). NC (vo): Far better at singing convincingly than speaking convincingly. Just, like...ask him what the definition of "car" is and he'll just do that! And I'm not gonna lie, they try so hard to make it look legit, it's kind of hilarious. 22:10 N/A January 22nd, 2019 414 The Black Cauldron (1985) It's called the film that almost killed Disney, but how much of this animated black sheep is good and how much is not? Country Bear Hall has been crushed! NC (vo): The film was less than a hit at the box office, got pretty torn apart by critics, and was often the punchline of jokes about unsuccessful Disney films. He would've taken his last breath in a... NC (vo): ...bear suit filming the exciting conclusion of The Country Bears Movie. NC (vo): The movie senses parents want to get home, so it fast-forwards to get the bears to their destination faster. Well believe it or not, Nostalgia Critic finds a few things right in, The Country Bears. I was just walking away to think. (Back at the Barringtons' home, the Barringtons have called on the help of two police officers named Officer Cheets and Officer Hamm to find Beary). NC (vo): The Bears stay at a hotel and discover Tennessee's old girlfriend is singing there. What's with the... (Thimple takes out a model of Bear Hall and puts it on the table). After that, the restock box ships regular-sized products at regular price. Tennessee and Trixie: (singing) Can love stand the test of time that surrounds us? Thimple: Oh, no! NC: (irritably) Will you just let me watch it?! NC gets up and tries to slip out, but Malcolm and Jim tackle him on the floor). The band's roadie, named Roadie, steps out of the bus). In this bus. NC: (grinning) He should really do cartoons. (The person working in the garden is...) Elton John? NC (vo): It drew my attention more, though, when I saw Animaniacs writer and producer Peter Hastings directed it. Enter Christopher Walken as Reed Thimple, an evil businessman who wants to tear down Bear Hall. The eleventh season of Nostalgia Critic began on January 2, 2018 with Doug Walker's review of Mars Attacks!.All of NC's reviews can be found on the website Channel Awesome and on his YouTube channel. We used our shocky thing to get in. (gets up) It's gonna go on and on and on and on... (Voice recedes as he leaves the room). NC (vo): Beary has to deal with his early 2000s brother Dex... NC: ...who, I swear, were all bought from a Reese Store... (A Photoshopped image of the Reese Store billboard is shown, which includes images of Dex, Reese Wilkerson from Malcolm in the Middle, and Stan from Home Alone 3). NC: Okay, look. Even for him, this is channeling a different galaxy. Thimple: (after crushing another model) Oh, no! Sequel Month is almost over! (Beary and his family attempt to go and save the Bears, struggling to get Ted in their car). NC (vo): He then agrees to get the band back together... (Imitating one of the Blues Brothers) We're on a mission from Fozz. We have some sort of shocky thing for you. In the first fuck ups video, Critic beats up Mike Ellis, a former manager of Channel Awesome.Cathartic in hindsight when all the bad management came out and Ellis had defended The Distressed Watcher. (Brings out a 100 dollar bill) You have change for a hundred? WHOA!! Like... (Zoom in to the Nine Inch Nails poster hanging on the wall in Beary's room) Beary listens to Nine Inch Nails? (A Photoshopped image of God with Fozzie Bear's head is shown) ...as they pull their old touring bus out of storage. NC (vo): Meanwhile, Walken comes back to be the most committed he's ever been since Deer Hunter. NC (vo): Well, at least they're still better than Maroon 5. Just Here for Godzilla: Many people willingly watch this movie for Christopher Walken. (takes off glasses) I can't see anything. ...weirdly recommend it. Tennessee: (bursts into tears) Not like me! The Critic reviews Yogi Bear (2010). (NC looks on in confusion as Malcolm and Jim slowly approach the nervous Tamara, who realizes she slipped up). (makes "a-okay" gestures with both hands) It really is first-rate. NC (vo; as the puppeteer): Um...line? It's aware that a lot of people watching are simply tuning in to see how goddamn crazy it gets. This, of course, leads to the line that brought a torn nation together. NC (vo): They go to pick up the last member of the band, but accidentally get the wrong house. (The gameplay of the NES game Castlevania is shown, with the Medusa Head replaced by long-haired Cheets' head. NC (vo): ...as the family tries to go and save them, but can't fit the bear into the car. Ha. NC (vo): They lose them in the car wash, and, again, just the weird acting from these two makes this already odd scene even odder. (beat) And so did you. (Malcolm and Jim charge at NC, yelling. To be blunt, the only way those lost reviews can be replaced is if the Nostalgia Critic reviews the following himself (E-Rod alone said that he wouldn't be able to recover his extensive amount of old work). NC: Though he does kind of look like a Medusa Head from Castlevania. (Dexter is shown looking silently at his offscreen father). (NC looks very excited.) (Thimple is dubbed over with sounds of a duck quacking. It is just...so unjustifiably insane. You're the Country Bears. But if he loses, I get to keep the Country Bear tour bus. You know that this is wrong! (Krystal Harris performs “The Kid In You” in a music video-like sequence, with several dancers and musicians performing and Fred still playing on his harmonica). NC (vo; as Henry): Yeah, an apology for "Hakuna Matata". (He continues crying. NC: You could replace it with a duck quacking and make as much sense. (Thimple menacingly approaches the scared Bears). Malcolm: This is what we do to people who like The Country Bears. (Dexter, also known as Dex, Beary's older brother, is shown making disparaging comments about Beary, only to be stopped by his parents). (After leaving home, Beary travels on a bus to visit Country Bear Hall, the former concert home of the band, learning that it's being threatened with destruction). This dude has had some big titles under his belt, (Images of Pinky and the Brain, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012), and Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness are shown) so I figured something of value has to come out of it. (The old touring bus is pulled out of the garage. Beary, Ted and the family arrive at the warehouse and stop the car very fast, causing the speedboat with Ted on it to unhook from the car and be sent flying towards the warehouse and straight onto the cage of the door, destroying it and freeing the Bears). Another message pops up: "Are You Okay? (A knock from Tamara is heard) I'M FINE! (We immediately whip pan to a scene in F Troop, showing Corporal Randolph Agarn wearing a dress). Oh, I do hope this can be solved with annoying music. Fired. And who knows? (as all the crew) Do I have a line? Don't worry, though. And did you know that nobody cares? You can practically hear the people inside the suits talking! NC (vo): And as lame as that lead-in to him picking up the phone is, it is followed by a very funny joke. I'm in a 12 step program to get over it. You're totally... (Suddenly speaks on the cell phone in a serious manner) That's a lie, and I need you to get here as soon as possible. NC: ...but now, we have to acknowledge that Disney officially has Nine Inch Nails... NC (vo): ...in one of their properties! Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain - Was That Real? Jim: Wait. Jim: Yeah, I guess we can let this one go. (Shock!) 1 MOVIES OF THE 1950s & EARLIER 2 MOVIES OF THE 1960s 3 MOVIES OF THE 1970s 4 MOVIES OF THE 1980s 5 MOVIES OF THE 1990s 6 MOVIES OF THE 2000s 7 MOVIES OF THE 2010s 8 TELEVISION SHOWS 9 PROGRAMMING … NC (vo): The people inside, the puppeteers operating the faces, the cinematographer, nobody looks like they know what they're supposed to be doing right now! Tagged with: channel awesome doug walker first viewing movies rob walker the country bears About Doug Walker Creator of 5 Second Movies, Nostalgia Critic, Bum Reviews and more. [in response to the soundtrack of Doug sounding like it's being "farted out"] Nostalgia Critic: This scene needs a little more tension.Howard! Waitress: You guys inspired me to go after my dream to become a famous singer. The scene is extended with footage of Krystal and Fred's music video. Executive: Well, I guess we have no choice in the matter. With Doug Walker, Malcolm Ray, Tamara Chambers, Rob Walker. Channel Awesome is a FANDOM TV Community. What is the film's focus is working on even stranger questions. Through the constant ups and downs, Disney has always found some niche to creatively exploit, in that...you need little creativity to exploit it. NC: (sighs) Yes, I laughed at Country Bears! Main Tag Doug Walker T-Shirt. NC (vo): The rest of the family, of course, shows up, and can you imagine being the team setting this stunt up, risking their lives so that this crazy-shit climax can be filmed? I can't let you leave when there's a man watching Country Bears in there. Just roll. Christopher Walken, talking grizzly's, and country music? NC (vo): It's so odd and random, you feel like you have no choice but to laugh, like being cornered by Steven Seagal in clown makeup. Another message pops up: "Seriously, It's just Hannah Montana with Hairy Ninja Turtles."). Nevertheless, he still doesn't want to play with them. NC (vo): The Bears get into an argument about why the band broke up to begin with, and Beary...I guess, just now realizes he should go back home, resulting in this beautifully, awkwardly staged moment. The visitor is Ted, who says Beary left his backpack in the bus, and the Bears have read Beary's school essay about them and feel awful for their arguments). Where it does succeed is in how random, strange and unbalanced it is. In a band called "The Country Bears". NC (vo; as Jim Forbes): The Bears sold out countless shows to millions of confused-looking fans. NC: Fun fact: They had to do 50 retakes because all the people with instruments kept pissing their pants with laughter trying to keep a straight face around Earl St. Clair covered in hairy mold. (Crush!) You must be a registered user to use the IMDb rating plugin. This FAQ is empty. Don't let them catch on that you figured it out. NC (vo): Despite Beary reconnecting with his adoptive family, and his new family, it looks like Walken has kidnapped the other Bears, as shown by this WTF edit. I do. Dex: Wow, really? (Fred starts playing a song on his harmonica as Krystal dances). [bears split up] Time for a game of disappearing bears. NC: How...can nobody laugh at this? Though he does find it inoffensive, praises Justin Timberlake as Boo-Boo Bear, finds Tom Cavanagh's dead-inside reactions entertaining (leading to a running gag where he does a voice over of what Cavanagh is likely thinking) and gives it credit for the short running time, he finds the movie dumb and forgettable, criticizing Dan Aykroyd's performance as … NC: (laughs) You know...this movie can actually get a few genuine laughs out of me. It's very well done. Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? NC: (abashed) That was surprisingly gruesome! (Suddenly, an explosion is heard as Tamara, Malcolm and Jim appear in NC's room again). I'm still working on it. "), (Again, he pushes "OK" on the screen. Tamara: Okay. Tamara: It took us a long time to lock pick through the door. Malcolm: Critic, did we hear you laughing at Country Bears? NC: A-are you doing that again? Nickcoms [] Nostalgia Critic: [regarding You Can't Do That on Television] The show aired on Nickelodeon, but got its start in America's humble neighbors to the north, Canada.Which means you always hear my favorite … Beary Berrington - Robin the Frog Ted Bedderhead- Trixie St. Claire - Tennessee O'Neal - Big Al - Fred Bedderhead - Henry Dixton Taylor - Zeb Zuber - Gobo Fraggle (Fraggle Rock) Officer Cheets - Angry Video Game Nerd Officer Hamm - Nostalgia Critic Roadie - McZee (3D Movie Maker) Mr. Chicken - Pingu Mr. … I know you're totally fine in there, Critic. (NC speaks as both of them overlapping each other saying this phrase. Also, the Critic getting his own Big-Lipped Alligator Moment.In which he throws in a picture of Chuck Bass. Tamara: Regardless, we are gonna take you away from anguish, away from despair, away from Country Bears! Jim: I don't know. Country Bears who? (We go to a commercial, with Tamara's scream still being heard, and the title repeating as Tamara calms down three times. Tamara: Stop him! Waitress: (singing) Sometimes you just got to kick it into gear. So they go to... (Trixie is wearing...nothing but a purple fur coat) Whoa! NC: Just leave me alone! NC (vo; as Queen Latifah; singing): When you're good to Mama Bear, Mama Bear's good to you. Line? His brother approaches him, to Ted's dismay). (Henry imagines the Country Bears performing in a hall to a big crowd). NC (vo): They ask Fred to be in the band, but Fred wonders how they're gonna get people to the show. The Nostalgia Critic answers all these questions and more about your favorite chocolate candy, M&Ms. Are you really doing that all again? (The intro to Behind the Music is shown, with the caption "Country Bears" added in. 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